what birds talk about

Introduction:
Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow
between them. One tree says to the other: “Is that a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?”
The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the
sappling. The tall tree says “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: “It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.”

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anonymous readerReport

2011-05-24 22:58:58
Fuck everyone who hates it.

punny_guyReport

2009-12-04 03:26:41
haha Im tellin that at work tomorrow! almost as good as; -Why are ducks sad in the morning?
-Their bills are over ‘dew’ 😉

Anonymous readerReport

2009-10-15 03:18:34
yeah, that was okay

Anonymous readerReport

2009-07-04 22:08:56
of course it is everything that all of you are sying because it is a good clean joke and you all are looking for something sick and perverted

Anonymous readerReport

2009-06-30 03:31:20
what’s sad is I heard that from my 70 year old grandmother back when I was 15

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