Adventures of a Texas Ranger Chapter Four
Introduction:
Jim Horn survived the war for Southern Independence, and learned many hard lessons from the experience that helped when he accepted a job as a Texas Ranger.
Jim opened the door and entered the big office. The broad shouldered young Sheriff, Tadpole Wheeler, rushed to the door! âJim! Iâm proud to see youâre still kickinâ, Pard. We got a wire the other day from Austin saying youâd left San Antonio headed for here after getting stabbed in a ruckus with Silas Hawkins. Me and the Captain have been burning up the wires all over Texas and we couldnât find hide nor hair of you!â
Tad pumped Jimâs hand energetically. Jim just barely managed to talk with his arm being pumped like that. âLordy, Tad, I do appreciate all your concern. As a matter of fact, I have been a mite under the weather. Hell, I wouldâa died if old Chief hadnât toted me into a gypsy camp.â
âA gypsy camp? Itâs a wonder you got out of there with your eye teeth, much less your horse and saddle.â Tad was positively wide eyed now. âThen again, maybe youâre just meaner than them sneakinâ gypsies. I heard tell today about the deal you made with Injun Joe that you wouldnât kill him like you did Hawkins if he was to stay the hell out of Texas!â
Jim was flabbergasted to hear about this new rumor beating him to Gonzales. âTad, that ainât quite the way it happened. When I turned Joe over to the Sheriffâs office in San Antonio, I only suggested to him real politely that he might ought to leave Texas when he escaped.â
âWhatever it was you said to him, he surely must have took it as Gospel. He was last reported seen almost to Amarillo and they said he was traveling north like his war bonnet and his breech cloth had both been set on fire.â
âWell good!â Jim thought, maybe old Joe has finally gotten his mind right again. He was saddened though, to hear that the rumor mills and gossips were already working full time about his latest kill. Despite the Penny Dreadful books some of the uppity New York and Chicago writers were selling, the west was already relatively tame.
There hadnât been more than maybe a dozen stagecoach robberies in all of Texas during the past few years and very few more bank holdups, but if you read the Yankee writerâs stories you would think that they were a daily occurrence. Jim sure didnât like it that his simply doing his job added to the wild stories.
âI guess Iâd best go wire Captain Rayford and tell him Iâm back on the job. Heâll be upset if he thinks I went belly up and died somewhere out in a mesquite thicket and heâs lost the state equipment Iâve been issued.â
Tad didnât set any store by that! âI donât think he was only worried about your outfit, Jim. He even mentioned in one wire he and his wife had a passle of girl children, but he never did have a son and you was about as close as heâd ever got to having one!â
âAw hell!â Jim drawled. âIf Captain Rayford spent that much on a wire he must be fit to be hog tied! Iâd best get over to that telegraph office, pronto!â
âIâll walk over there with you, Jim; then Iâm gonna drag you on over to my house for a big mess of Hattieâs cooking. That ought to fix you right up.â When they walked into the telegraph office the clerk glanced up and saw it was Tad; he automatically slid a blank form across the desk and went back to the book he was reading.
Jim was impressed by the clerkâs actions; he told Tad; âI guess you have been burning up the wires.â He reached for a pencil that was left on the desk for customerâs use; he quickly wrote out a brief message and then he slid it back across the desk.
The telegrapher put his book down and reached for the form without looking up; he slowly read it out loud. âCapt. Rayford. Ranger HQ Austin, Donât X me off the payroll yet. On Luke Warnerâs trail. Jim.â The man looked up in alarm. âWhy, everybodyâs been thinking you was dead! I was just reading a book about you, âTwo Gun Lone Star Rangerâ, by Lionel Hamilton; heâs a famous writer back east in Boston!â
This fine bit of news got Jimâs temper riled up! âI sure donât remember giving any two bit greenhorn writer permission to use my name in any book! That man ainât smart enough to know when talk of that gets around itâll put every penny ante, want to be gunman in Texas on the prod!â
Tad evidently didnât think it would be too bad to be famous! âYeah, there ought to be a law against it! He puts the greenbacks in the bank, while you have to face the bullets and all of the adoring women!â
âWell, donât put me in that leaky boat alone; he may put you in his next book, and look what happened to Bill Hickock!â If the look on Tadâs face was any indication, this thought sobered him up considerably. Bill Hickock had been a rowdy gambler whoâd sometimes take a job as a lawman when the cards werenât falling his way, until some writer back east had adopted him and made him famous as âWild Billâ.
The dramatized publicity had scared one of Hickockâs enemies so much heâd shot him in the back of his head while he was playing cards instead of standing up to him like a grown man. The bush-whacker had been hung out to dry on the nearest tree by Billâs friends, but that hadnât done Wild Bill much good!
After thinking about that side of the coin for a moment, Tad had to climb over to Jimâs side of the fence. âI reckon I see your point, Jim.â
The telegrapher had been avidly hanging on to every word theyâd spoken. Jim looked his way and noticed his inactivity then he dug a coin out of his poke and tossed it onto the desk. âWould you please send that message? Captain Rayford might like to read it sometime today.â
The telegrapher was startled by Jimâs impatient question; he snatched up the note again and began to tap on his key to get the attention of the men up the line. He paused for a moment until he got an answer saying the man in Austin was at his desk and ready to decode. Jim watched until the man finished the message, and then he heard a short burst of clicks in return that meant that his message had been received and acknowledged.
âI didnât mean to be short with you, Mister. Itâs just that this message was very important to me.â Jim was a polite person at heart, but when other peopleâs inattention to their business got in the way of his business, he tended to get impatient quickly!
âThatâs quite alright, Ranger Horn.â The clerk returned. âI apologize for lolly-gagging around, but would you mind if I saved your message form for my scrapbook?â
Jim was embarrassed that he was actually flattered by the manâs question. âWhy certainly, Sir. You flatter me!â The telegraph key started tapping rapidly again and the clerk turned his attention back to it. He tapped a recognition signal and then he began to transcribe the incoming message.
âAre you ready for that lunch?â Tad questioned Jim. The clerk interrupted their conversation this time by rapping sharply on his desk. He wasnât going to be caught napping twice in a row! He finished scribbling out a message and slid it across to Jim even as he finished tapping out a confirmation on his key.
Jim read the message out loud for Tadâs benefit. âIt says, âRayford here, much relieved you are alright, son. Carry on.â Iâll be damned; the Captain was sittinâ right there at the telegraph station waiting for word from me! Iâve worked for that man for five years and thatâs the closest heâs ever come to giving me a compliment.â
Jim stuck the message in his pocket so he could read it again later and then they walked on over to Tadâs little two room home. They were welcomed at the door by Tadâs wife, Hattie, and his two little tow-headed boys. Hattie was a homely sort of woman but she was as good as pure yellow gold to Tad and sheâd given him two fine sons so far, and from the looks of her belly another was on the way. She was just as proud to see Jim as Tad had been. âLordy, Jim, you scared the stuffinâs plumb out of all of us this time! Give me a hug. Now, come on in and set at the supper table while I get the fixinâs all set out.â
The âfixinâsâ today consisted of a couple of prairie chickens Tad had ridden out and shot that morning; they were boiled up real tender with a big batch of fluffy dumplings and wild onions and mushrooms Hattie had thrown together. There was a Dutch kettle of greens she and the boys had gathered cooked up right with salt pork and then there was a big iron skillet plumb full of golden brown corn bread. Jimâs eyes got big and his mouth went to watering when he spied all the food! âHattie?â Jim asked sincerely. âYou donât happen to have a sister I could marry, do you, Maâam?â
Jim was just teasing but dog gone if it wasnât tempting. They ate all they could hold of the simple but wholesome food. Jim tried not to embarrass himself too much with how much he ate, though Hattie was another of those women who enjoyed watching a hungry man eat. When everyone had shoved back from the table Tad told the boys they could be excused. They grabbed up their slingshots and lit out for parts unknown and unexplored except by little boys.
Hattie excused herself from the table and began cleaning up after the meal and Tad asked Jim, âWould you like a drop of âOld Stump Blowerâ to celebrate me finding you?â
âThat sounds like as good an excuse as any to take a drink, Tad.â Jim calmly replied. Hattie reached a big crock jug off a high shelf and brought them a couple of tin cups. Tad poured a generous couple of snorts in each of the cups and then he shoved one across the table in front of Jim.
Jim took a grateful swallow of the potent brew, after a moment he was grateful he could still breathe! He succeeded in asking Tad, âNow, what all do you know about Luke Warner?â
Tad shoved his chair back away from the table and settled in to talking. âHe was seen out at one of the ranches on the outskirts of town last week. The man who reported it to me was a cousin of his who knew there was a wanted poster out on him. I sent a message to the Captain and the next I heard you disappeared. There must be some of that going around because the cousinâs wife sent word in this morning she hasnât seen him in three days.â
âYou donât reckon he got antsy waiting and tried to collect the reward by himself?â Jim asked.
âMaybe so.â Tad allowed. âI was waiting to see if you made it in by noon before I went out to investigate this myself. If youâd like to we can both head out there, now.â
âI reckon weâd better.â Jim said. âLuke may have taken to the outlaw trail, with his cousin missing like that. Iâll tell you what, Iâd better go by the General Store first and stock up my saddlebags. I trailed Joe for two weeks, then rode out of San Antonio without any supplies like a two-bit greenhorn after that scrape with Silas Hawkins. Iâd been stabbed and lost a lot of blood, but thatâs still no excuse for outright stupidity. Heck fire, I have to live up to my heroic reputation in those Penny Dreadful books.â Jim laughed, and took another swallow of Tadpoleâs firewater.